Thomas Parkinson

Thomas Parkinson (born October 27th, 1979), known as Tommy Parky, was the founder of the UTubeTrollPolice and was its active leader until he became noticeably less hands on with the UTTP in 2014 and leadership was then associated with Stephen Larson.

Pre-Trolling

The first reference to Tommy Parky can be seen through an article from the Irish Independent, detailing an incident in which Tommy was charged with drunk and disorderly conduct, threatening to kill two Gardai in the process. Additionally, it’s stated that Tommy was facing additional charges for resisting arrest, indecent behavior and failing to show up for court, resulting in a bench warrant being issued. After being released Tommy moved from Courtown Harbour to Liverpool on August 5th, 2003, presumably to move on from the previous arrest and start a new life in England.

Early Trolling Career (2009-2011)

On May 15th, 2009, the Twitter account @tommyparky was created, posting the typical ramblings that Tommy would be infamous for, harassing Twitter users and people he was targeting on YouTube, a text archive of Tweets he made on that account from 2010 to 2017 can be downloaded here.

The same year Tommy began creating videos in Animoto, which would be the standard for the vast majority of his YouTube content for a few years, the first known video he created was simply titled “Mr Gay UK 2009”, now believed to be lost media due to Animoto purging the vast majority of videos on the site. These videos usually contained random music with an image of the topic and a photo of either Dave, Tommy, or both. The videos are widely believed to be similar to the videos on southparkstudiosable that came out a year later as Tommy started his clickbait shenanigans there.

Another Twitter account of Tommy’s which was made is @tommyparky666 on November 3rd, 2009, with a single reference being made to the account by the user @londongaysex about the aforementioned “Mr Gay UK 2009” video on Animoto.

The first real known instance of trolling involved Tommy posting his brother Dave Parky’s phone number on the Liverpool Gumtree under a series of advertisements, only two of these pages were saved by the Wayback Machine, however it is known numerous of these ads were posted.

The start of his YouTube presence began with his first known channel “southparkstudiosable” his trolling career finally begins in full force, no archives of this channel exist but it’s known that it was created on April 11th, 2010 due to screenshots of the channel and it being shown in videos.

File:5 love bombs needed - BIGGEST EXPRESSION OF LOVE THIS TIME NEEDED

The first video to technically mention Tommy Parky is "5 love bombs needed - BIGGEST EXPRESSION OF LOVE THIS TIME NEEDED" when he still had access to the ‘MrCaptainhollywood’ channel.

Glen Watson

The only mention of the "southparkstudiosable" channel outside of the allbabiesareatheists (Glen Watson) video is from a blogspot containing screenshots of his animoto videos.

One channel of Tommy’s which was archived though is known as "TheMradolfhitler", created June 1st, 2010, the content posted here largely consists of clickbait largely centered around Hitler with titles like "adolf hitler loves jewish people" and "adolf hitler unseen sex footage 2010", clickbait would become a staple for Tommy going forward.

Going outside of YouTube again to Blogspot, on August 25th, 2010 a blog known as "tommyparkylfc" is created, 58 total posts are made with links to Animoto clickbait videos Tommy uploaded onto YouTube, most of the links presumably being to the southparkstudiosable channel.

Back on YouTube now Tommy truly began to become infamous after using video responses to target an atheist YouTuber known as ‘allbabiesareatheists’ the known videos Tommy made are as follows:

• ADHD - glens story part 1
• re : ADHD glen loves his meds
• ADHD - glens response for jesus
• ADHD - glen needs jesus to cum out the closet
• RE : ADHD ; GLEN IS GAY
• RE : ADHD - Glen still loves his ex-girlfriend
• ADHD - glen loves jesus
• RE : ADHD - glen loves anal tube
• RE : ADHD.. GLEN JOINS BNP
• ADHD .. Glens documentary 2010 part 1
• ADHD .... GLEN WATSON LOVES JESUS
• ADHD - GLEN WATSON LOVES JESUS
• ALLBABIESAREATHEISTS .... ADHD .ANOUNCEMENT
• RE : ADHD - GLEN WATSON

These videos were uploaded on a series of channels including:"lisanova2010", "MrCaptainhollywood", "MrGLENfromCANADA", "MrJESUSCHRISTCHANNEL" and ‘glenfromcanada’.

File:Trolls News 19- MrCaptainHollywood, MrHappyGibson, TrollSearcher

File:PLEASE HELP stop a troll who is attacking MY GRANDDAUGHTER -MIRROR-

In response to this continued trolling from Tommy the channel TrollsNews made a video on his accounts "lisanova2010" and "MrCaptainhollywood" on December 9th, 2010, being the first time Tommy was mentioned by a big YouTube channel.

Allbabiesareatheists made a response video one month later on January 28th, 2011 titled "PLEASE HELP stop a troll who is attacking MY GRANDDAUGHTER", which is mirrored by numerous users.

Just a day later Tommy made a website on Yola simply called "allbabiesareatheists" containing four pages, a picture of Tommy himself and a picture of Glen Watson, the page is largely incomplete and what text is present is mostly unintelligible.

UTubeTrollPolice

"UtubeTrollPolice, he is truly obvious troll, this is typical trolling tactic: ‘lets go after trolls!’, because who would suspect that troll will go after troll right? This gives troll opporutunity to make trolls angry and trollbaits hopeful and later angry ... in theory but it doesn't work as well as it used to. Because anyone with brain knows that there is no point fighting trolls. He is an obvious troll, because it is impossible to prosecude trolls only for trolling."

Foundation

Finally entering into the UTTP era the original UTubeTrollPolice account is made on February 12th, rapidly gaining attention as just 5 days later on February 17th TrollsNews made a video on the channel, the video description reads as follows:

File:Trolls News 30- UTubeTrollPolice, PlejarenWay, UTR0X and OutBackZack

(FIX THIS AT SOME POINT) This description in retrospect would prove ironic as the UTubeTrollPolice grew rapidly and did indeed work its purpose, convincing many that the channel and those emulating it that they were legitimately anti-trolls and not trolls themselves, with the intent largely being to bait tryhard troll channels with the trollface avatar and so forth. The channel gained 13,066 channel views within 8 days, which is a lot considering how much smaller YouTube was at this stage. Only a few videos on the original channel were saved, leaving the rest to become lost media. These videos were made in Windows Movie Maker 6 and usually just contained a random title about trolls, with a random image, with even more random music that came with the Video Editor.

File:I Have Arrived

Back to Tommy though a month later the YouTuber "AldusValor" uploaded a video titled "I Have Arrived" about Tommy on March 30th, 2011, linking numerous alt accounts he made in the description, the ones I haven’t mentioned earlier include: "allbabiesarestalkers", "allbabiesareatheist", "thedancemonster", "atheistslovethepope", "mrthomasparkinson", "thetommyparkinson", "theparkyproductions", "trollsentertainment" and "wankinahijab".

Four months later Tommy opened the "UtubeTrollPoliceTeam" channel on July 15th, 2011, gaining 6,463 subscribers by July 19th of 2013 and gaining 42,599 views, a text archive of the activity page can be downloaded here.

Fifteen days later on July 30th he hosted a tinychat room called ‘tommyparky007’, any footage or archives of this room are lost seemingly forever as it’s unknown who (if anyone) was in the room besides Tommy.

Back to Tommy’s brother Dave it’s seen for the first time that Tommy’s trolling activities are mentioned directly by his family members in a journal entry made on DeviantArt dated September 9th, 2011, the relevant section reads as follows:

"Still bamboozled by my brothers 'Youtube' activity.. (and if anyone reads this and 'has' fallen prey to his nonsensical activity's and that of his .. so called internet cohort.. then i apologise (once more) for his behaviour and stress that it is not condoned by me or anyone else he is related too)I suppose any kind of passion is to be lauded, regardless of how bizarre it is."

Just the following month on October 30th Dave made a YouTube channel seemingly to keep contact with Tommy as the original channel description read: "My channel for contacting my brother cause I'm too tight to put credit in my phone :D", although the description was changed in late 2024.

Entering 2012 now perhaps the most successful clickbait channel Tommy ever made was created on February 7th, 2012 and was called "ThePlanetNibiruX", capitalizing on the 2012 end of the world situation and the incredibly popular Nibiru doomsday conspiracy theory that was at its peak, overall the channel gained 5,840 subscribers and 6.2 million views before being terminated.

File:Piddleass Is Wanted By The UtubeTrollPolice

Another form of trolling Tommy engaged in around this time was impersonating famous YouTubers and spamming comments saying things like “my mom died last night u guys please don’t go mommy I love u xx”, an interaction that Tommy found particularly noteworthy was a reaction from the YouTuber Piddleass who said the following:

"How FUCKING DARE YOU. HOW. DARE. YOU. You deserve to ROT in fucking HELL. What gives you the right mind to make a FAKE account to copy me and say my mother passed away!? I LOVE MY MOM AND IF SHE DID PASS AWAY I WOULD NOT POST IT ON YOUTUBE. ESPECIALLY IN THE COMMENTS! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Let me tell you. YOU HAVE NO LIFE YOU LOW LIFE FUCKING TWAT SCUM TIT. GTFO MY YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND GO TO YOUR CORNER AND SLOWLY DIE. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMAN KIND. FUCK. YOU."

Following this a day later Tommy made yet another Twitter account on February 29th called @tommy_parky, of which no archives exist showing the account before its termination.

That same day Tommy made an account called ‘KeIisVEVO’ impersonating the singer, however no content was uploaded to the channel. Which is not uncommon with Tommy’s alts as he has a plethora which he made then shortly after abandoned for seemingly no reason.

March of 2012 started with Tommy making an impersonator account of the beauty vlogger Elle Fowler, with a fake Twitter account being created a day later on the 2nd, the same day the real Elle Fowler makes a post about the impersonator account while providing a link.

File:Kenny Hotz Calls The Cops On Tommy Parky

The rest of 2012 largely consisted of Tommy posting clickbait content and re-uploading videos from other UTubeTrollPolice members, but on June 19th of 2013 Tommy was contacted by a man claiming to be from the Toronto Police Service, asking him to cease the harassment of the Canadian comedian Kenny Hotz who he had been spamming for almost a year at that point, the comment left reads as follows:

"Tommy Parky. My name is Cameron Ross and I work for the Toronto Police Service. Kenny Hotz has filed a complaint against you regarding ongoing harassing blog posts on his YouTube account. We collectively cannot figure out the reason for your obsession with him, but kindly ask, in this public forum, that you stop. It is my understanding that Kenny Hotz has asked you to stop on several occasions. If you wish to contact me to confirm that I am in fact a Police Officer, please don't hesitate. Toronto Police, 14 Division, 416-808-1404. Thanks in advance."

Ontario Sunshine List records show that Cameron Ross is indeed a Constable with the Toronto Police Service, it is unknown why Tommy engaged in targeting Kenny Hotz but it’s a rather noteworthy point in his online presence simply due to its absurdity.

Going into June of 2014 this is the first time that Tommy’s Xbox Live profile "Kilmunger" is listed on the now defunct bf4stats website.

Now going into a topic that causes a lot of confusion among those who know of Tommy either in the UTTP or outside of the UTTP it’s shown that from an article published on the Liverpool Echo that Tommy got into a fight at the Rubber Soul Bar with the doorman on September 20th of 2014, committing the now infamous assault on his brother a day later.

It was on January 30th of 2015 that Tommy was sentenced to 10 months in prison, it is of note that during this time period he was inactive for nearly all of 2015 until December 20th where he made an account impersonating an ex-lover known as Nicola Kim Winckle, who is confirmed to have been connected to Tommy via the website 192.com.

These impersonator accounts continued to be made and terminated up until 2020, posting clickbait footage of funeral service, celebrity deaths, terrorist attacks and so forth.

Additionally, on July 9th of 2019, Tommy made a post on ipetition where he lists the address of a flat in London, claiming that the people living there are using it to sell drugs and have sex with children, signing his own petition in mass with a series of fake names, other officers of the UTTP also signed the petition with joke names, a screenshot of the entire chain can be seen here.

Additional videos about Tommy Parky:

• Yes, I block people. I admit it.
• The Troll Stalking allbabiesareatheists's Grandchild